Tuesday, June 23, 2009
"Lawn Boy"
Hey I took my son to the doctor yesterday and I overheard these to women talking about sex and being pleased. They were both married with kids and worked from home. Well one of them is not all that happy with the way that her husband has been performing in the bed room. She said that he isn’t all that lengthy if you know what I mean nor does his key have a tight fit. Well the her cousin told her that she needs to get her a boy toy. Somebody to come by and break her off during the day while her kids are at camp and her husband is at work. This chick said that she has a dude to come by twice a week, he is the lawn and the pool man, no joke I’m dead serious. Now mind you these are to white women, not that it matters but just had to add that in there and yes the boy toy is black. Now I’m wondering if your man ain’t putting it down at the house do yall work on it or how is that handled. Ole girl said that lawn boy comes through and wreck shop and she naps for the rest of the evening. Come on ladies what’s up?
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That's some bullshit and somebody is going to end up hurt. If the hubs is not putting it down in the bedroom, talk to him about it and come up with a solution!!! Hell, we are grown azz, resourceful women. If he can't do it, then she can do it her dayum self!
ReplyDeleteAnd another thing, these women have known for a long time that their husbands "keys" didn't work...unless this is something that just got bad all of a sudden. If they keep the lawn boy out of the lock, then maybe the hubby's key will fit! And for the brother man laying pipe in the "MAIN HOUSE", he'd better stick to pruning and gardening before he gets fugged up! White men are crazy as hell! Either that, or Mister "White" might wanna come in and watch...or even worse (gulp) JOIN IN! They DO swang like that!
ReplyDeleteI'm out peeps! It's been a long time!
Well I guess yall see that ONE! is back. You are crazy!
ReplyDeleteLOL! That might be so, LL, but I keep it real and I'm telling the truth. Women can be so fickle. If the tables were turned, they'd hit the roof. These chicks probably don't have anything to do all day but spend their husband's money. My thing is this, if you're a cheater, then be a cheater, but don't do that shit in the house! Even if you don't care about your spouse, that's the ultimate disrespect. Long story short....get a damn room! LOL!
ReplyDeleteOK! This is funny. All I can say is this is classic Mt.Brook/280 housewife behavior. It is wrong, but there's no point in wasting words over those women because that's what they do and have been since the beginning of time. They sleep with our men and have our women watch their kids (literally...my friend's mom keeps kids for people like that).
ReplyDeleteTo answer this question for real people, it would be wrong. Like One said, if you are going to do it, don't ever to that ish at home! I mean you're already going to hell, no sense in lighting those pair of gasonline drawers yourself! If your man isn't satisfying you sexually, talk to him (not during the act though). Let him know what you're missing. If he won't try to make you happy, more than likely there are some other things he's lacking in too and there may be cause to reevaluate the relationship altogether. Any man I know takes that very seriously, so any though that they aren't "bringing it" will cause them to take immediate action to fix it.
This is Shaquana.
ReplyDeleteFirst I wanna know, where the hell is your baby's dr's office?! LOL.This sounds like some real desperate housewives type mess. I know the husband's package didn't shrink. I'm sure she endured the package so she could have the benefits, such as staying home & napping all day. But I will say cheating is a serious thing in these times. People are getting killed these days when the husband walks in & catches them. So, that's a dangerous game, but this conversation doesn't surprise me at all. We all know men who cheat, but I know MANY women who cheat, & have been cheating in their relationships for a LONG time. So, apparently that's a conversation that a lot of people aren't having.
You know you are so right, why is it that when a relationship goes bad everybody men and women assume that it was the man’s fault and he cheated. Women cheat just as much as men and most of them never get caught because men don’t expect that to happen. I don’t understand why when a woman does cheat most people give you this “well you know things at the house weren’t right and he wasn’t pleasing her the way she should be” well why when a man has the same complaint he’s a dog or no good? Come on ladies get it together.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna play devil's advocate! LOL! LL, 9 times out of 10 when a woman cheats, she feels unappreciated, unwanted, unsexy, uninvolved and UNadulterated all at the same time.. LOL! When that man holds out on her, she gets horny as he||! And she's mad all at the same time, wondering who he's giving it to! She'll ask her man is it "her", then he'll say, "no baby, it ain't you, it's ME!" Her man ain't giving it to her mentally nor physically. So, she goes out and does what she has to do...point blank. Now, we won't run out as quick and get another piece, but please believe that if you are not holding it down and loving on us the way you should, it could happen. And the same goes for the fellas. Ladies, we have to hold it down for our men. We all could fall short of the glory! But fellas, we need for you to keep it popping!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry did I just pull up on wisteria lane???? These housewives sound very desparate, but as much as I would like to comment on this, I feel that these women will continue to do this because they will never get tired of their husbands money and the lifestyle provided for them. For me the bottom line is that we all know that women and men cheat, this is just proven fact that women are better at it. LOL
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