"Not So Tight"

What’s up people boy is this a good one. My home boy has been dating this chick for about 7mnths now, taking her out to the nice places to eat, concerts, plays movies the whole nine. When they first met she laid down the rules up front no sex until they get to know each other and have some kind of meaning and title. Well time went on and things got better, she decide to start letting him venture to some places where he hadn’t been. Now mind you she told him that it had been about a year and some months since she last had sex. My boy being the stand up guy he is has been holding out trying to be Mr. Goodman and not mess around on the chick. Well the took a trip up to the coast in North Carolina on the way they had good conversation and a little foreplay talk, you know set the mood. He had already told me “man I’m going for the gusto this weekend” well he did. To his surprise after 8mnths or so things weren’t as tight as he thought they should have been, you know the door was wide open. He said that she seemed as if she was trying to make it tight but it wouldn’t work. Well he waited until the next morning and asked when was the last time she had sex she told him it’s been about a year, so he left it at that knowing she was full of it. They made it back to her house he dropped her off and by mistake she left her phone in the car. He called to tell her that he had made it home, while calling he heard her phone ringing in the car. So he goes around picks up the phone and goes in the house to change and take it back to her. While changing she gets a call from a dude, She has some kind of phone that lets you hear the voicemail as the person is leaving it. Yeah old dude told it all” what’s up baby you back in town from your business trip I need to come through so we can finish what we started that P$$$Y was wet as hell hit me when you get this I waiting on you”. DAMN! So he goes over knocks on the door and soon as she opened it up he just pushed play on the voicemail and left. What!!!!!!!!!